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    Jeremy Kyle

    Has bollock cancer.

    Will he go on to win le tour?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Has bollock cancer.

    Will he go on to win le tour?
    Do we believe him? Has he had a lie detector test done yet?
    Do we even care?

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      It'll probably turn out it was actually his brother's bollocks.

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        #4
        If there's a line, we may have crossed it
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          If there's a line, we may have crossed it
          With a steamroller.

          Edit: although there must have been a doctor with Jeremy Kyle's bollocks in his hand. Missed opportunity.
          I won't believe it until I see the DNA test
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Has bollock cancer.
            That's where is head is.
            <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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