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    Second World Problems

    Imagine if you were a second world personality

    in love with a first world squirrel

    that would be a bummer, right ?



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Imagine if you were a second world personality

    in love with a first world squirrel

    that would be a bummer, right ?



    Easyjet will get you there. Maybees.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Is the squirrel significant or could you perhaps lower your sights a tad and go for any first world small rodent?

      Uptown squirrel
      She's been living in her first world land
      I bet she's never had a second world guy
      I bet her momma never told her why

      I'm gonna try for an uptown squirrel
      She's been living in her peanut world
      As long as anyone with hot blood can
      And now she's looking for a second world man
      That's what I am

      And when she knows what
      She wants from her time
      And when she wakes up
      And makes up her mind
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Imagine if you were a second world personality

        in love with a first world squirrel

        that would be a bummer, right ?



        G'day mate, fosters helpline, what's the problem?

        I'm in Australia (second world geddit?) with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet and now her fanny has completely closed up.

        "bummer dude"

        "thanks mate, bye"

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          #5
          Does the second world exist any more?

          North Korea i guess.

          Cuba?

          Are there many squirrels there?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Robinho View Post

            Are there many squirrels there?
            Is that even relevant? Heart wants what the Heart wants.
            If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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              #7
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              G'day mate, fosters helpline, what's the problem?

              I'm in Australia (second world geddit?) with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet and now her fanny has completely closed up.

              "bummer dude"

              "thanks mate, bye"
              POTD!

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