Paul Gascoigne

[minestrone]

All very sad really, watched him play a few times, one of the finest footballers I have seen I must say.

Now just a mess.

[MarillionFan]

All very sad really, watched him play a few times, one of the finest footballers I have seen I must say.

Now just a mess.

It's cause he's a Geordie. Means he's a Northerners Northerner. So thickest of the thick.

[SimonMac]

Our generations George Best, unfortunately in every sense

[minestrone]

Ally McCoist prompted him to play the flute in front of us, that was a tulip storm. Poor bugger never knew what he was doing.

Swally always has been a sneaky wee tulipe.

[Doggy Styles]

Great player, very sad. It seems Hoddle knew what he was doing when he left him out of the 1998 world cup squad.

But on a lighter note, he was the scorer of Gordon Brown's favourite goal of all time, against Scotland in Euro '96. And if you believe Gordon when he says that, you will believe I have a 14 inch tool with the girth of a mortar shell.

[Kryten]

Great player, very sad. It seems Hoddle knew what he was doing when he left him out of the 1998 world cup squad.

But on a lighter note, he was the scorer of Gordon Brown's favourite goal of all time, against Scotland in Euro '96. And if you believe Gordon when he says that, you will believe I have a 14 inch tool with the girth of a mortar shell.

A double polaroid?

[minestrone]

But on a lighter note, he was the scorer of Gordon Brown's favourite goal of all time, against Scotland in Euro '96. And if you believe Gordon when he says that, you will believe I have a 14 inch tool with the girth of a mortar shell.

I still believe Gordon Brown was a Jacobite sleeper sent south to deliver as much devastation on England as possible.

[Kryten]

I still believe Gordon Brown was a Jacobite sleeper sent south to deliver as much devastation on England as possible.

Should your head go back to the lab for re-tuning?

[minestrone]

Should your head go back to the lab for re-tuning?

"Gordon, as soon as you get in charge of their economy, firstly sell off all their gold for as little as you can get then deregulate all their financial systems next and then spend as much money as you can on completely nothing"

That level of incompetence can only be deliberate.

[Kryten]

"Gordon, as soon as you get in charge of their economy, firstly sell off all their gold for as little as you can get then deregulate all their financial systems next and then spend as much money as you can on completely nothing"

That level of incompetence can only be deliberate.

Mechanoids cannot have political bias.