I'm holding a couple of sausages hostage in the oven

[KentPhilip]

It's been 14 minutes. The package says 6 minutes per side, turning at the half way point. Which I did.

They're starting to hiss.
And they're starting to spit!

Shall I continue with the torture, of the sausages?

[KentPhilip]

Well I decided to let them off with a good gobble instead.

Yummy...

[Kryten]

So you didn't let them at least schnitzel a bit?

[KentPhilip]

So you didn't let them at least schnitzel a bit?

Cover them with bread?
No. That would have insulated them from the heat of the devil's fire hwa hwa hwaaa..

[Kryten]

Cover them with bread?
No. That would have insulated them from the heat of the devil's fire hwa hwa hwaaa..

Bread crumbs. Still ...... Did you wash them down with something kalt from das Keller?

[KentPhilip]

Bread crumbs. Still ...... Did you wash them down with something kalt from das Keller?

With blood. Drawn from a vapid bat from vampire land

I wish.

Naa. A can of diet pepsi from the fridge.
I'm off to bed zzz