Modern Britain

[doodab]

What a load of tulipe.

Someone nearly ran me over this morning. So I got his number plate and phoned 101 to report it. I get put in a queue. After 5 minutes a recorded message informs me I can go to the met police website and use an online form. So I hang up and go there. It turns out you can't user the online form at all. You need to phone 101.

This is why people dial 999 for non-emergencies.

******* useless pile of ********.

Edit: I see the swear filter is still broken

[sasguru]

What a load of tulipe.

Someone nearly ran me over this morning.

Is it coz you were ambling and dragging your lardy arse slowly across the road?
i deliberately speed up when I see those sorts as well.

[doodab]

Is it coz you were ambling and dragging your lardy arse slowly across the road?
i deliberately speed up when I see those sorts as well.

No daffodilwit. I was crossing a zebra crossing on my way to work at 7:15am. Considering the crossing is right outside a school I'd expect people to pay a little bit more attention.

BTW, as you think you're some sort of superhuman specemin I'm up for a physical challenge if you fancy that. 100 miles on a bike say, and the loser shuts the **** up. Assuming you have enough self control to shut the **** up, which I doubt given that you can't even keep yourself away from here voluntarily.

Edit: Oh look, the swear filter is still broken. Luckily I can remember the code.

[d000hg]

How cute, an internet challenge. Fight! Fight! Fight!

[sasguru]

No daffodilwit. I was crossing a zebra crossing on my way to work at 7:15am. Considering the crossing is right outside a school I'd expect people to pay a little bit more attention.

BTW, as you think you're some sort of superhuman specemin I'm up for a physical challenge if you fancy that. 100 miles on a bike say, and the loser shuts the **** up. Assuming you have enough self control to shut the **** up, which I doubt given that you can't even keep yourself away from here voluntarily.

Edit: Oh look, the swear filter is still broken. Luckily I can remember the code.

Calm down, dear. It's only a forum.

PS does your bike need strengthening?

[MarillionFan]

No daffodilwit. I was crossing a zebra crossing on my way to work at 7:15am. Considering the crossing is right outside a school I'd expect people to pay a little bit more attention.

BTW, as you think you're some sort of superhuman specemin I'm up for a physical challenge if you fancy that. 100 miles on a bike say, and the loser shuts the **** up. Assuming you have enough self control to shut the **** up, which I doubt given that you can't even keep yourself away from here voluntarily.

Edit: Oh look, the swear filter is still broken. Luckily I can remember the code.

I saw you. I almost got you, next time you won't be so lucky.

[doodab]

I saw you. I almost got you, next time you won't be so lucky.

Driving home from your night shift in a 14 year old astra? Are you sure going permie was the right choice?

BTW police will be round to speak to you later hopefully. Driving without due care and attention.

[Bunk]

Driving home from your night shift in a 14 year old astra? Are you sure going permie was the right choice?

Living the dream, MF style

[administrator]

Can you post the swear word for me please so I can ban you immediately add it back in?

[doodab]

Can you post the swear word for me please so I can ban you immediately add it back in?

********** ******* ******** *******. Anything ***** that isn't ****, basically.