I'm sat in the garden, soaking up the sun, sipping Pimms and working; when suddenly without warning no more Pimms
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Damn I've run out of Pimms
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Damn I've run out of Pimms
Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half -
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Originally posted by TexSend your man down to Fortnum & Masons to get some more.
Fire your man on the spot for gross incompetance - He let you run out in the first place - Then get the house boy to go get some."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveBFire your man on the spot for gross incompetance - He let you run out in the first place - Then get the house boy to go get some.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by mcquiggdWhy are you lot employing men with all the Polish totty hangin about....?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by PRC1964When this happens to me I simply buy the company and have them deliver or be fired.
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Turned out to be only a minor problem. F&M manged to deliver some about 3pm.
Pitty I'm in the office todayYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by MrsGoofTurned out to be only a minor problem. F&M manged to deliver some about 3pm.
Pitty I'm in the office today
Not as bad as me...I'm in your garden!Comment
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