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Damn I've run out of Pimms

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    Damn I've run out of Pimms

    I'm sat in the garden, soaking up the sun, sipping Pimms and working; when suddenly without warning no more Pimms
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    Send your man down to Fortnum & Masons to get some more.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Tex
      Send your man down to Fortnum & Masons to get some more.

      Fire your man on the spot for gross incompetance - He let you run out in the first place - Then get the house boy to go get some.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DaveB
        Fire your man on the spot for gross incompetance - He let you run out in the first place - Then get the house boy to go get some.
        No, No, No. Send your man for the Pimms then fire him.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Why are you lot employing men with all the Polish totty hangin about....?
          Vieze Oude Man

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            #6
            When this happens to me I simply buy the company and have them deliver or be fired.

            /Threadless

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              #7
              Originally posted by mcquiggd
              Why are you lot employing men with all the Polish totty hangin about....?
              OP by MrsGoof. Think about it!
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #8
                Originally posted by PRC1964
                When this happens to me I simply buy the company and have them deliver or be fired.

                /Threadless

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                  #9
                  Turned out to be only a minor problem. F&M manged to deliver some about 3pm.
                  Pitty I'm in the office today
                  Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrsGoof
                    Turned out to be only a minor problem. F&M manged to deliver some about 3pm.
                    Pitty I'm in the office today

                    Not as bad as me...I'm in your garden!

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