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    Neighbour fell off treadmill....

    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.

    #2
    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

    He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

    Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

    Funniest moment I have had all year.
    Does he have purple prickles all over his back?
    Cats are evil.

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      #3
      Originally posted by swamp View Post
      Does he have purple prickles all over his back?
      He does now. Mine were exceptionally purple at that moment.

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        #4
        Gym

        What's a gym ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by tarbera View Post
          What's a gym ?
          A device for extracting money based on mutual concepts of good intentions and lack of willpower.

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            #6
            Originally posted by tarbera View Post
            What's a gym ?
            A place for single blokes to lust forlornly at totty to be.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
              The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

              He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

              Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

              Funniest moment I have had all year.
              Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooow!
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #8
                Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
                The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

                He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

                Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

                Funniest moment I have had all year.
                Do your neighbours always turn around to look at you or was this a special occasion?
                I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
                  The neighbour I don't get on with goes to the same gym as me.

                  He turned round as I was entering the gym floor, and lost his balance falling rather spectacularly off the moving treadmill.

                  Now, what is it that comes before a fall? Oh yes, I remember now.......

                  Funniest moment I have had all year.
                  You missed a good oppurtunity there, what you should have done is rushed over and helped them up checking they were ok, sitting them down on a chair and getting them a cup of tea, then they would have been forced to thank you thus opeing up a conversation, which would then have allowed both of you to skip home arm in arm now the best of pals

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