A challenge to the coders here

[Cliphead]

Moving on from the Valentine's Day rhymes.

Create a dating profile using any programming language of choice, the more content the better.

[Troll]

var pulse = 0;
while (pulse>0) {
shag(pulse);
pulse++;
}

[minestrone]

public void testWoman( Male me , Female woman) {

assertEquals( me.wantsBeer() , woman.getsBeerWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsSex() , woman.getsNakedWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsFootballOnTv() , woman.getsSkyControllerWhenManWants() ) ;

}

I strongly typed there, no polymorphism in that method.

[SimonMac]

public void testWoman( Male me , Female woman) {

assertEquals( me.wantsBeer() , woman.getsBeerWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsSex() , woman.getsNakedWhenManWants() ) ;
assertEquals( me.wantsFootballOnTv() , woman.sodsOffUpstairs() ) ;

}

FTFY

[Kryten]

var pulse = 0;
while (pulse>0) {
shag(pulse);
pulse++;
}

No shagging for you then

[mudskipper]

No shagging for you then

It's worse than that - he's dead Jim!

[EternalOptimist]

dim i as integer, c as colour, b as BigInt, floppy as drive

do while not floppy
set c = brown
if c i = loaded
set * = c i
insert bigint into *
else
set c = pink
insert bigint into c
loop

[Troll]

No shagging for you then

Bob assures me it's been peer reviewed and passed unit & functional testing

[tractor]

Bonk
Repeat While()

AngleOfDangle=HeightOfInclination

End Repeat
End Bonk

[Bunk]

var michTheTester = {};
michTheTester.would = true;