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    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?
    no just fire him (or do you no longer have that power)
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

      Should I kill him?
      Shove a red hot poker up his arse and wrench his balls off with a pair of pliers.

      Failing that buy a Johnny Hallyday CD and play that even louder. He'll get the hint.

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        #4
        Buy one of the Crazy Frog albums and put it on heavy rotation, no one beyond the age of 5 can like it
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

          Should I kill him?
          I like them - I just wish they would release more stuff.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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