Afternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
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Originally posted by John GaltAfternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?Comment
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I gave a lecture on the joys of the prostate.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by John GaltAfternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
HTHRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe Black.I had some problems getting hold of some rohypnol and also couldn't locate my g-spot. These two are not related.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe Black.It's ok Lone Gunman and HyperD helped me locate the little f**ker (thanks guys God bless).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by John GaltWhat's been going on - have I missed anythingIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDWell, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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