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    What have I missed?

    Afternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?

    #2
    Oh it's been ******* BRILLIANT. Absolutely incredible. If only you'd been here.

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      #3
      Originally posted by John Galt
      Afternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
      I had some problems getting hold of some rohypnol and also couldn't locate my g-spot. These two are not related.

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        #4
        I gave a lecture on the joys of the prostate.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by John Galt
          Afternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
          MF has reported bumper trading and janey has reported bumper bonking.

          HTH
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Joe Black.
            I had some problems getting hold of some rohypnol and also couldn't locate my g-spot. These two are not related.
            Did you look down the back of the sofa?

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              #7
              It's ok Lone Gunman and HyperD helped me locate the little f**ker (thanks guys God bless).

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                #8
                Originally posted by Joe Black.
                It's ok Lone Gunman and HyperD helped me locate the little f**ker (thanks guys God bless).
                Hey that's "The" Lone Gunman!
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by John Galt
                  What's been going on - have I missed anything
                  Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hyperD
                    Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
                    I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking! Over, Under, Under, Done and dont call me Shirly!
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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