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    Don't look surprised

    Dear client co,

    It's hardly surprising that your clients are asking serious questions about your ability to provide them with managed IT services when it's palpably obvious that you cannot even manage your own properly.

    You do absolutely nothing well. The only things you don't fail completely at are the things you do a half arsed job of.

    Getting the wrong 10 people in a room to take turns denying it's their responsibility is not 'effective decision making'. It's unfettered spacktardery. Increasing the frequency of the spasms will not help.

    Seriously, what the **** do you think you are doing?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    What industry? Banking? Media? Retailing? ...
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      Dear client co,

      Here's another invoice in a long, long line of invoices.



      Thanks,

      Smiling on the outside, despairing on the inside, well paid IT contractor.

      HTH BIDI

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        Here's another invoice in a long, long line of invoices.

        Well, there is that I suppose
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Dear client co,

          It's hardly surprising that your clients are asking serious questions about your ability to provide them with managed IT services when it's palpably obvious that you cannot even manage your own properly.

          You do absolutely nothing well. The only things you don't fail completely at are the things you do a half arsed job of.

          Getting the wrong 10 people in a room to take turns denying it's their responsibility is not 'effective decision making'. It's unfettered spacktardery. Increasing the frequency of the spasms will not help.

          Seriously, what the **** do you think you are doing?
          Are you me
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Are you me
            Not more sockies

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Are you me
              No he says he's not one of the 10 people in the room.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                What industry? Banking? Media? Retailing? ...
                Yes
                Hth

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  What industry? Banking? Media? Retailing? ...
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Dear client co,
                  It's hardly surprising that your clients are asking serious questions about your ability to provide them with managed IT services when it's palpably obvious that you cannot even manage your own properly.
                  Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                  Yes
                  Hth
                  I'd wager a no.

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                    #10
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                    Last edited by Bwana; 4 September 2014, 19:39.
                    Bwana

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