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So are we allowed to start rhyming threads now?

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    So are we allowed to start rhyming threads now?

    Mary had a little lamb
    And it was always gruntin'
    She tied it to a 5 bar gate
    And kicked it's little c*** in.

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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Mary had a little lamb
    And it was always gruntin'
    She tied it to a 5 bar gate
    And kicked it's little c*** in.
    Mary had a little lamb
    She kept it as a pet
    But when the price of meat went up
    She ate the little get.

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      #3
      Mary Had a little lamb,
      she tied it to a pylon.
      A 1000 volts shot up its ars*
      and turned its wool to nylon

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        #4
        Mary had a little lamb
        She also has a pussy
        I've often seen her little lamb
        But never seen her pussy!

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          #5
          Here lies the grave of Mary Anne
          F**ked and sh*gged by every man
          Now she's dead, but not forgotten
          They dig her up & f**k her rotten
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Mary had a little lamb
            The mid-wife was surprised
            Sperm donations on the farm
            Were never supervised
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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