Jim'll Paint It

[SimonMac]

Ever wondered what the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. With matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914 would look like if done in MSPaint?

Well wonder no more



Jim'll Paint It

[mudskipper]

You didn't read Monday Links then?

[Platypus]

Miss, Miss, Me, Me, Miss !!!

I read it

[SimonMac]

I was thinking what would be the perfect "CUK" submission?

"Fish, the lead singer of 80's Band Marillion in a urine soaked bed eating chutney with a spoon, while watching a film about gladiators, as a radiator bleeds in the background and posters of tulips adorn the walls"