Atheist teasmaid

[OwlHoot]

I used to have a handy little teasmaid that would pop up a little figure of Richard Dawkins and make a loud nasal whining noise until I whacked it on the head to shut the thing up.

The snag is it broke a while ago, and since the weak tepid tea it produced was marginally better than nothing, I wondered if anyone might know somewhere that still sells them.

[MyUserName]

They have gone out of date.

Now you simply think to yourself about the tea you want and then imagine youself drinking it.