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Obviously not a true Geek.

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    #1

    Obviously not a true Geek.

    https://sites.google.com/site/opengaragedoor1/home

    "Open the garage door"?

    It should be

    "Open the pod bay door, Hal".

    <shakes head in disbelief>
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    "All done in Java."

    What could possibly go wrong?

    I think I would have dispensed with the voice recognition and created a simple open/close button.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      "Sorry Dave, I can't do that"?
      It definitely needs "Daisy, Daisy" as part of the error routines...

      Daisy, Daisy, Give Me Your Answer, Do
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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