What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

**northernladuk** · 2 March 2013, 19:13

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming lengths in a swimming pool?

Clever dick...

**ctdctd** · 2 March 2013, 20:04

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no dick swimming breaststroke in a swimming pool?

Mooby NoDick

**Lockhouse** · 3 March 2013, 00:34

What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two pigs on his head?

Mohammed.

**SimonMac** · 3 March 2013, 08:52

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Fecked would be my guess

**tractor** · 3 March 2013, 09:45

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Half a day and no one answered 'Bob'

No wonder you are all being replaced

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