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20th June 2005, 15:01

Ok chaps :)

20th June 2005, 15:03
Image is broken :rolleyes

Lucifer Box
20th June 2005, 15:08
TB (thinking): It's true then. M Chirac's home page really is big-girls.com

20th June 2005, 15:09
"Now where did I put my Werther's Orginals?"

20th June 2005, 15:13
Blair: Bloody foreign food! I don't know how much longer I can go without breaking wind.

20th June 2005, 15:28
Non, non, Monsieur President. Open the briefcase in your hotel room later - It's meant to be a surprise!

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 15:39
Blair : "I'm so sorry, Headmaster. I promise it'll never happen again. Look ! I've even bought you a cup of your favourite tea !"

Chirac : "Zut alors, moi petit chien.It is, 'ow you say, too late for snivelling, Roast Beef. Go to ze room and I and the assistant headmaster, Schroder, will be along to adminster ze punishment. Don't forget ze KY."

20th June 2005, 15:40
I wonder if that's where they hid the picture of the fallen madonna with the big boobies!

20th June 2005, 15:51
Thanks Jaque for the coffee, it was nice of you...

....tasted a bit funny though.

20th June 2005, 15:56
Woman on the right thinking: Wow that is a prime minister!

20th June 2005, 16:05
poooh .....silent but deadly

wuz that you Jaque?

20th June 2005, 16:05
TB: I really do wish he would get rid of that "Blair is a w*nker" screen saver

JC:I think we need to upgrade that screen saver to "Blair is a *****"

20th June 2005, 17:09
JC: "Press any key to continue. Hmmm, Tony, where iz ze any key?"

20th June 2005, 17:12
JC : Have you ever been on this bulletin board on www.contractoruk.co.uk

TB : yeah go on it all the time they are a funny bunch aren't they

20th June 2005, 17:20
Blair: When I told him to click on My Briefcase I meant ...

20th June 2005, 18:13
Anyone ever seen scanners (Old eighties movie)

I reckon TB's head is about to explode any minute now, JC's powers of mind control are just too powerful

21st June 2005, 06:56
...Jaque I really think you ought to eat less garlic.

21st June 2005, 06:57
...hey Jaque are you sure that Camembert is not past its sell by date.

21st June 2005, 14:50
TB: Any spare change ?

21st June 2005, 14:54
Woman on right, eyeing up Tony.

"I can't believe he's still got a semi after last night. I can't wait for that throbbing manhood up my back passage again tonight".

21st June 2005, 14:59
Chirac: "ahhhhhhh.....and I just had the suit dry cleaned".