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    Fave Trap Woes

    Been for a dump several times today, like to get a few in, poo-timer needs topping up, and on no occasion thus far has my trap of choice (next to the window) been available.

    Damn permies shiiting and wanking all day...

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    Fave Trap Woes

    Bugger, new pants today, pockets not as deep as normal, went to scratch my leg and 6 Euro fell out, 2 of which rolled under the next trap, my favourite and still occupied. What's he gonna think?

    Pinch this one off and try the traps one floor down I think.

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      #3
      what can you get for 2 euros in the toilets now a days??

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        #4
        you could spend 172 pennies (on current exchange rate)
        If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Been for a dump several times today
          Perhaps your diet could use some work?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Scientific research shows that the least used trap is the first one.
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              #7
              Fave Trap Woes

              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Scientific research shows that the least used trap is the first one.
              At this Clientco, the first trap has a shower in it.

              Might be worth a try.

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                #8
                There are showers next to some of the traps in there.

                Personally I don't want to be washing whilst someone is squeezing out an Ertha Kitt in the next cubicle.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  There are showers next to some of the traps in there.

                  Personally I don't want to be washing whilst someone is squeezing out an Ertha Kitt in the next cubicle.
                  what about showering after you have sqeezed one out?

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                    #10
                    Fave Trap Woes

                    Originally posted by moggy View Post
                    what about showering after you have sqeezed one out?
                    Or why not combine the two?

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