my @rse is snapping at my seat

[EternalOptimist]

I'm starvin.

today i have had

1 liquourice toffee
2 bits of toffee popcorn


then the phone went with a support problem.
then the missus went to work
then she came back, ate a bowl of me popcorn and fell asleep
then she woke up and ordered me curry

and now me @rse is biting everything that comes near.


grr. snap

snap

[EternalOptimist]

oh no

this is horrible.

I got lamb chops starters. because I was so starvin - i got lamb chops starters.


I just tried to eat the first one- it was like trying to eat shergars saddle.

spat it out.
second - spat it out
last one - forced a gob full down.


now i am going for the main - chille chille chicken.


might be dog food for me tonight