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[NotAllThere]

I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

[EternalOptimist]

I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

heh heh.

The missus was telling me about work. I should have been more attentive
mrs eo -'Abu ***** has suspected scabies, so all the team are on standby and his mum has to cover the whole of her body in this cream'

eo (absently) - 'which hole?'

[d000hg]

I was just in the coffee room, looking for something to stir my coffee with. The secretary asked me if I'd like a spoon - I said, "I'd prefer a fork."

And then what happened?

[NotAllThere]

They got my coat.

[stek]

Oops

Does it work in German or Baselduutch or whatever it is?

[NotAllThere]

Does it work in German or Baselduutch or whatever it is?

She's an aussie. It works...

[stek]

Oops

She's an aussie. It works...

Have you checked her visa status?

[NotAllThere]

Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.

[MarillionFan]

Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.

Anyone who married you would have to have a good senseof humour. Think Frank Spencer and Bettie.

[Paddy]

Married to a Swiss. So has a good sense of humour.

Three schoolgirls are talking about where babies come from.

The English girl says... "well, in England, a stork comes in the night and in the morning we have a new baby in the house"

The French girl says.... "well, in France, mummy and daddy go to bed early and nine months later we have a new baby in the house"

The Swiss schoolgirl says.... "well, in Switzerland,..... it varies from canton to canton"