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    France invading the UK!

    French 'invasion force' lands at Gosport

    The 200 soldiers, 43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran, ...
    After all the recent military cuts, and with most of our forces in Afghanistan, we could all soon be wearing berets and speaking Franglais!
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 9 March 2013, 13:53.
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    #2
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    After all the recent military cuts, and with most of our forces in Afghanistan, we could all be wearing berets and speaking Franglais!
    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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      #3
      Well yeh, but they'll be made to turn tail and run easily enough. atW setting his squirrels on 'em should do it.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Well yeh, but they'll be made to turn tail and run easily enough. atW setting his squirrels on 'em should do it.
        Cheese eating surrender monkeys.

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          #5
          Not for the first time:

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            I've just finished watching that series on the 100 years war, so it's good to see the French are finally getting some revenge. Though I suppose it's a bit much to hope they'll capture the English monarch and hold her captive for 10 years as we did to the French king.

            I like that they called it "Mission Jeanne d'Arc".
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #7
              are the powers that be so concerned about UKIP that they are preparing to take back the UK by force in the event of a landslide election result?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8


                Is on my Kindle

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  Though I suppose it's a bit much to hope they'll capture the English monarch and hold her captive for 10 years as we did to the French king.
                  they can pay her hospital bills, result!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
                    I was reading something the other day about the most wrong racial stereotypes and apparerntly calling the french that is really way off!

                    they have been quite a succesful war mongering nation for the last 1000 years - it was only really in ww2 when the rolled over to the germans - and that was probably because they knew they had no chance of winning.


                    vive la resistance!

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