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    How Americans live today

    according to North Korea.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

    #2
    you can see there are no birds they have been eaten by the people - class

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      That's nearly as laughable as this govt sponsored propaganda.

      Britain's economic recovery is in sight and the pound has fallen far enough, says Governor Sir Mervyn King - Telegraph

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        #4
        ...buying guns to kill each other, especially children.

        Well they got that bit right
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Can't wait for Tuesday when I can eat those bir, no wait, they've gone.

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            #6
            North Korean telly, live feed, currently showcasing their military prowess,

            http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun

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              #7
              It's actually tragic that the poor buggers in NK might believe it, although I doubt they do. But they're told that they are under constant threat of attack from the USA. It's like 1984

              I've become quite fascinated with NK since they declared they were going to launch a pre-emptive nuclear attack on the USA, a week or so ago. For anyone interested, this Youtube channel has lots to watch. You get the gist from the tones of their newscasters' voices.

              Uploaded videos - YouTube

              In lighter news, check out these dancing bears:
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLSB4-ZdNIE

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                #8
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                North Korean telly, live feed, currently showcasing their military prowess,

                http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun
                Now it's showing a football match in a very large but empty stadium.
                England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                  #9
                  You could also argue that even the tramps in the US appear to be better fed than most North Koreans.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    "a former Republican candidate getting a cup of coffee from local snow!"



                    Better that than fooking Starbucks anyway!!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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