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Moving desks this weekend

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    Moving desks this weekend



    I'm finally moving away from the smelly tw@t that I've had to put up with for the past however many weeks. The air freshener on my desk, that I bought to fight Bobs stench was no match for his BO. I've since taken to having a bottle of aftershave in my pocket and spraying it on me regularly. It means I also stink..but in a nicer way!

    As of monday it will be a different person to sit next to. Hopefully this one knows how to use the shower and the washing machine!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post


    I'm finally moving away from the smelly tw@t that I've had to put up with for the past however many weeks. The air freshener on my desk, that I bought to fight Bobs stench was no match for his BO. I've since taken to having a bottle of aftershave in my pocket and spraying it on me regularly. It means I also stink..but in a nicer way!

    As of monday it will be a different person to sit next to. Hopefully this one knows how to use the shower and the washing machine!
    LOL! Its not pleasant, is it? I had to sit opposite a bob whose breath was so rancid, it could knock birds out of the trees through double glazed windows.

    Did you ask the client for a desk move?
    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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      #3
      Sounds like D&C to me
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Sounds like D&C to me

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          #5
          Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
          LOL! Its not pleasant, is it? I had to sit opposite a bob whose breath was so rancid, it could knock birds out of the trees through double glazed windows.

          Did you ask the client for a desk move?
          No. I had complained but there wasn't much they could do. The stench is terrible. Perhaps I have a sensitive nose as none of his team seem that fussed. To be honest - bad smells don't tend to bother me too much. I grew up on a farm - this guy could have made our pigs vomit!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            I expect Darren_Test will be along shortly to complain......
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
              bad smells don't tend to bother me too much - I grew up on a farm - this guy could have made our pigs vomit!
              Epic Quote!

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