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    WTF of the day

    Just received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."

    This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Just received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."

    This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
    Well if someone sent me something saying 'xxxxxxxxx' report then I'd question it as well.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Well if someone sent me something saying 'xxxxxxxxx' report then I'd question it as well.
      A report of employee's porn downloads?

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        #4
        What ever you do don't Google that report name from ClientCo
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Just received an email from the client's offshore partner: "Can you check whether this below change 999999 is related to xxxxxxxxx report? And respond us immediately."

          This is followed by a screenshot showing change 999999 with the description 'xxxxxxxxx report'.
          Draw a big red arrow on the change pointing to XXXXXXX report reference, send back.

          Cheap Doings, plenty thickness!

          Still waiting for a quote for some SAP reports after a month, with multiple chases.. Of course I can't create the report as its more efficient to use our offshore partners.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            find and download some obscure science paper off the net - change the header to xxxxxxxxx report, send back and relax

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