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    My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

    How do I get out with my nads?

    #2
    Did you opt out?
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

      How do I get out with my nads?
      Cut through the handcuffs.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        How do I get out with my nads?
        If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

          How do I get out with my nads?
          Lift the handcuffs off the hoop and walk out?
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

            How do I get out with my nads?
            Surely they've given you a codeword.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

              How do I get out with my nads?
              You need a hacksaw for these?

              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

                How do I get out with my nads?
                That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  That does suprise me. I am pretty sure your nads are safely located in Mrs BP's handbag.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    My mistresses's husband has handcuffed my nads to a hook inside the shed. Left me with a hacksaw and threatening to torch the shed.

                    How do I get out with my nads?
                    JUMP

                    Look there is even an example
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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