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    Budget 2013

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    20
    better off
    25.00%
    5
    worse off
    10.00%
    2
    about the same
    45.00%
    9
    Andyw's mum balances my budget
    20.00%
    4
    Last edited by SimonMac; 20 March 2013, 17:12.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    George Osborne annouces all JSA scrounging scumbags must pay their fair share to society, forcing them to do some actual work for their JSA allowance.

    No longer will they spend their days sitting around at home all day watching Jeremy Kyle and having afternoon naps.
    Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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      #3
      CUK Grub Club to be taxed at 99%, only jam sandwiches at the next meetup.

      (When is that btw, I'm around)
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by kingcook View Post
        George Osborne annouces all JSA scrounging scumbags must pay their fair share to society, forcing them to do some actual work for their JSA allowance.

        No longer will they spend their days sitting around at home all day watching Jeremy Kyle and having afternoon naps.
        What about those of us on the bench, are we still allowed to do that?
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          What about those of us on the bench, are we still allowed to do that?
          Hell yeah, we've earnt that right from earning hundreds of £££ per day and pumping 20% (corp tax) back into the economy.

          We are the kings of society
          Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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            #6
            Originally posted by kingcook View Post
            Hell yeah, we've earnt that right from earning hundreds of £££ per day and pumping 20% (corp tax) back into the economy.

            We are the kings of society
            Simons on £30 a day. When does he pay Corp Tax?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              CUK Grub Club to be taxed at 99%, only jam sandwiches at the next meetup.

              (When is that btw, I'm around)


              I'm sending an email today (am) for the next meetup - PM me your email address or join the Club Grub CUK group for more details.

              I'll need your bank details, a £1,000 deposit and a copy of your passport, naturally.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post


                I'm sending an email today (am) for the next meetup - PM me your email address or join the Club Grub CUK group for more details.

                I'll need your bank details, a £1,000 deposit and a copy of your passport, naturally.
                In the first instance please send me a PM via CUK.
                Then follow up with a CRB check just in case like the last person I met up at on CUK you're Jimmy Saville.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Simons on £30 a day. When does he pay Corp Tax?
                  Didn't he tell you about his other rent collection job? It's a pain in the arse but someone's gotta do it
                  Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    CUK Grub Club to be taxed at 99%, only jam sandwiches at the next meetup.

                    (When is that btw, I'm around)
                    Mmm, jam sandwiches. What's your favourite jam? Mine is raspberry.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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