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Spring has sprung, not!

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    Spring has sprung, not!

    So today was apparently the March Equinox (well, between the 19th and 21st March) so we should be seeing budding blooms and cute little lambs skipping about. Like ****, it started snowing at lucnhtime and hasn't stopped, its bloody freezing
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    So today was apparently the March Equinox (well, between the 19th and 21st March) so we should be seeing budding blooms and cute little lambs skipping about. Like ****, it started snowing at lucnhtime and hasn't stopped, its bloody freezing
    Germany will be sunny in a couple of weeks
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Global Warmin 'innit?

      I blame all the AMG drivers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Global Warmin 'innit?
        Don't summon the High Priest with the CAGW Link Porn gun of disruption again!

        Please!
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          uk weather is well and truly ******

          Can't we go on a rampage to burn tyres or something in order to speed up global warming a bit?

          The continuously Sh1t weather, crap economy is driving me to consider moving abroad.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
            uk weather is well and truly ******

            Can't we go on a rampage to burn tyres or something in order to speed up global warming a bit?

            The continuously Sh1t weather, crap economy is driving me to consider moving abroad.....
            I've got my eye on New Zealand and getting a residency visa is a piece of piss.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I've got my eye on New Zealand and getting a residency visa is a piece of piss.

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              Yeah, I quite fancied NZ till they had their big earthquake.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Yeah, I quite fancied NZ till they had their big earthquake.
                Wuss!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I've got my eye on New Zealand and getting a residency visa is a piece of piss.

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                  I think even they draw the line at thick geriatrics.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    I think even they draw the line at thick geriatrics.
                    Nope, no age or IQ limit if you have great big wads of cash.

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