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Should SASGuru have basic maths and logic skills?

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    Should SASGuru have basic maths and logic skills?

    Before engaging in such conversations?

    Probly get a ban for this, but I had to do it, it's a fair cop guv. Sob.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    This is an honesty ban. Please log off and move away from the keyboard for two minutes.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Before engaging in such conversations?
      sasguru has always been more than happy to join conversations whilst palpably devoid of any of the attendant skills. No point in trying to change hom now. Let us just accept him for the slackjawed cretin he undoubtedly is.

      HTH

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        Tell me what's wrong with this:

        "I know a little about stats. ... Essentially a probability density function that takes component life data and you use it to plot a thing called a "bathtub" curve. .....

        Now if the underlying statistical data was truly random, this would not be possible."

        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          sasguru has always been more than happy to join conversations whilst palpably devoid of any of the attendant skills. No point in trying to change hom now. Let us just accept him for the slackjawed cretin he undoubtedly is.

          HTH

          He's the sort of bloke that can mathematically prove a bouncing bomb will never work, nor would there be any point in trying one.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            This is an honesty ban. Please log off and move away from the keyboard for two minutes.
            Yes you do belong to suity's club, after all.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Yes you do belong to suity's club, after all.
              We are but a band of a few learned wise men and women
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                He's the sort of bloke that can mathematically prove a bouncing bomb will never work, nor would there be any point in trying one.
                You're the theoretician here, mate.
                Endlessly talking about money from your £250K property in Swindon.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  You're the theoretician here, mate.
                  Endlesslessly talking about money from your £250K property in Swindon.
                  Don't forget my gold!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Yes you do belong to suity's club, after all.
                    In which everyone has a man-crush on you.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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