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Best renewal conversation ever

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    Best renewal conversation ever

    I won't be renewing at the end of the contract
    Why not?
    I don't like the organization
    What don't you like about it?
    There isn't any...
    Warm me up a seat on the bench. I need a sit down.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    harsh but fair!

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Warm me up a seat on the bench. I need a sit down.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Warm me up a seat on the bench. I need a sit down.
        Mine went along the line of:

        Why aren't you renewing?

        I want to hit someone over the head with a shovel.

        Erm, ok, we'd still like you to stay, can you do it away from the office?

        Erm, no!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post


          harsh but fair!
          +1 lol!
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Warm me up a seat on the bench. I need a sit down.
            that takes lots of courage. I fear that this is a new normal, and no chance of having any better. our companies are self destructing, bad behaviours are rewarded, good are punished. no incentive to do good job, its all about avoiding of trashing mobs destroying everything that previous generations left behind.
            Last edited by mos; 25 March 2013, 18:56.
            If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Warm me up a seat on the bench. I need a sit down.
              What happened to the old adage "where there's chaos, there's cash?".
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                What happened to the old adage "where there's chaos, there's cash?".
                It is now 'where there's chaos, there's a couple of bob to be found'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  What happened to the old adage "where there's chaos, there's cash?".
                  It lost out to 'money for jam'
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tractor View Post
                    It is now 'where there's chaos, there's a couple of bob to be found'
                    my point exactly - no escape.
                    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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