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    Bah humbug

    Posting via phone from a hospital bed after having the tulip kicked out of me by persons unknown. 6 stitches in upper lip, ****ed up nose, ****ed up front teeth and lots of bruises and dried blood
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Unprovoked ? Robbery attempt ? SASGuru hit squad ?

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      #3
      Visiting Bridgewater ?
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        sad to hear. get better soon.

        Maybe you should avoid those S&M clubs?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Posting via phone from a hospital bed after having the tulip kicked out of me by persons unknown. 6 stitches in upper lip, ****ed up nose, ****ed up front teeth and lots of bruises and dried blood
          Probably a permie.

          Do you think you are really cut-out for the world of contracting..?
          nomadd liked this post

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Posting via phone from a hospital bed after having the tulip kicked out of me by persons unknown. 6 stitches in upper lip, ****ed up nose, ****ed up front teeth and lots of bruises and dried blood
            Boo. Get well soon.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Posting via phone from a hospital bed after having the tulip kicked out of me by persons unknown. 6 stitches in upper lip, ****ed up nose, ****ed up front teeth and lots of bruises and dried blood
              Bloody hell Darmy!!!

              Get well soon Chuck!
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                How bizarre. Suity told me he arrived in town last night for his new gig and some ex pat contractor started mouthing off at him. After a while Suity snapped, closed his eyes and started flailing his arms, slapping and walking forward shouting 'it's not my fault if you walk into me'. Suity is also in hospital with red hands. I wonder...
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Bad luck, get well soon, keep posting.

                  Please tell the story, and

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                    #10
                    Damn!

                    But on the positive side, perhaps they knocked some sense into you?

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