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    I'm so bored...

    that I've just applied for a contract...

    Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

    Odd that.

    Bummer.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    that I've just applied for a contract...

    Unfortunately the phone isn't ringing off the hook.

    Odd that.

    Bummer.
    Just the one application then ZG? I hope you didn't include a photo. That is always a no-no, but even more so when you are a Giant Alien Lizard...

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

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        #4
        Originally posted by The_Gimp
        Me too, I am incredibly bored. I am going to try and surpass my record of 9 coffees in one day. I am going to break 10.

        Got the coffee maker set up in bogs then
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          I was going to get a contract but the extra 40k I got for closing the shop has persuaded me to sit on arse for a bit longer.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            If I drank that much coffee, I'd be peeing all day. You either have a bladder the size of China or enjoy frequent loo breaks too.

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              #7
              No normal sized bladder, but because of my penchant for the odd beer or too I have had a colostemy bag fitted. So it works well when I am out on the turps and also when at work. I can p*ss to my hearts content whilst sitting at my desk. I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 years though. I think it's the bag. But it's been with me that long I couldn't let the old girl go. See too much coffee already..

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                #8
                I've stopped drinking coffee at work now cos it's from a machine and tastes like shnite.

                Just thought I'd share that with you all because I am that bored.

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                  #9
                  If only we could surf porn at work eh? still 'test please delete' is a help
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll
                    If only we could surf porn at work eh?
                    Yeah I have this awesome gay porn site...

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