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What the Daily Mail wants to happen...

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    What the Daily Mail wants to happen...

    It wants people to cause havoc at Thatchers funeral.......so it can be disgusted

    It wants North Korea to Nuke South Korea....so it can write shrieking headlines....

    It wants Kim Kardashian to go outside....so it can take a inconsequential banal photo of her...

    #2
    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    It wants people to cause havoc at Thatchers funeral.......so it can be disgusted

    It wants North Korea to Nuke South Korea....so it can write shrieking headlines....

    It wants Kim Kardashian to go outside....so it can take a inconsequential banal photo of her...
    But who really gives a fook what the Wail thinks?

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      I'm struggling with the concept that the Daily Wail even thinks.......

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        #4
        it wants to sell papers and influence, considering its circulation figures and the fact that politicians court it's management it seems to be doing a fine job at it.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          it wants to sell papers and influence, considering its circulation figures and the fact that politicians court it's management it seems to be doing a fine job at it.
          It is a piece of toilet paper that habitually prints alarmist nonsense with the sole aim of pandering to the prejudices of the right-wing and grumpy. The sort of numbskulls that would vote for a chimpanzee if it wore a blue rosette, a test which has been put into practice a great number of times.
          In that they have achieved a modicum of success. Whether that MO is worthy of praise or not, the jury remains out.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            It is a piece of toilet paper that habitually prints alarmist nonsense with the sole aim of pandering to the prejudices of the right-wing and grumpy. The sort of numbskulls that would vote for a chimpanzee if it wore a blue rosette, a test which has been put into practice a great number of times.
            In that they have achieved a modicum of success. Whether that MO is worthy of praise or not, the jury remains out.
            Don't hold back say what you really mean.

            any chance of a description of the Mirror & Granuaid?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Don't hold back say what you really mean.

              any chance of a description of the Mirror & Granuaid?
              It was the Yes Minister team that did that;

              Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

              Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

              Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                . The sort of numbskulls that would vote for a chimpanzee if it wore a blue rosette, a test which has been put into practice a great number of times.
                .
                Now, now, there's no need to call Dodgy a chimpanzee.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  But who really gives a fook what I thinks?

                  No one...
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    No one...
                    Talking of chimpanzee-supporting numbskulls..............
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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