10 million, thoughts?
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Thatchers Funeral Costs
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less than B'liar avoided in tax so its cheap.
probably cost a tenth of that if all the activists are certain to stay at home.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Originally posted by vetran View Postless than B'liar avoided in tax so its cheap.
probably cost a tenth of that if all the activists are certain to stay at home.Comment
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Originally posted by proggy View PostTrue, it's a good measure on how despised she was.
Oh sorry they could only manage a few hundred rent a mob protesters still in their nappies whose most significant achievement was burgling a charity shop.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postless than B'liar avoided in tax so its cheap.
probably cost a tenth of that if all the activists are certain to stay at home.
Otherwise, whs.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by proggy View Post10 million, thoughts?
Invoice for burial Mrs M Thatcher
Average size coffin 1000
Church Service 1000
Archbishop, 2 hours@100 200
Subtotal 2200
Security costs 9,997,800
Total 10,000,000And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostInvoice for burial Mrs M Thatcher
Average size coffin 1000
Church Service 1000
Archbishop, 2 hours@100 200
Subtotal 2200
Security costs 9,997,800
Total 10,000,000Comment
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Originally posted by proggy View PostThen why don't they bury her at sea similar to OBL? Much cheaper, give the 10 million to some of the towns she destroyed?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Why not get the City traders to pay for it? Without her they'd still be driving Austin Princess's.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI have a better idea; why not make the protesters and troublemakers get jobsOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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