Why are bums sexy ?

[EternalOptimist]

my missus reckons I have a sexy bum.

I can understand why blokes think birds bums are sexy, like emma Peel or Olivia Newton John,

but blokes bums ??

[Mich the Tester]

my missus reckons I have a sexy bum.

I can understand why blokes think birds bums are sexy, like emma Peel or Olivia Newton John,

but blokes bums ??

The shape of a man's bum is a good predictor of the strength of his gluteus muscles and therefore his ability to run fast and carry heavy objects, so if you have a muscular bum you're likely to be good at hunting animals and carrying them home for dinner.

[MarillionFan]

I've never found tramps remotely attractive.

[EternalOptimist]

The shape of a man's bum is a good predictor of the strength of his gluteus muscles and therefore his ability to run fast and carry heavy objects, so if you have a muscular bum you're likely to be good at hunting animals and carrying them home for dinner.

oh.

so, what are birds bums good for ?

[Mich the Tester]

oh.

so, what are birds bums good for ?

tulipting on freshly polished cars from a great height.

[MyUserName]

tulipting on freshly polished cars from a great height.

Are you sure? My wife has never done that and I am pretty glad about it!

[Mich the Tester]

Are you sure? My wife has never done that and I am pretty glad about it!

Ah, that kind of bird. I can think of some uses, but all are nsfw.

[FiveTimes]

oh.

so, what are birds bums good for ?

patting whilst saying "Make a brew luv, there's a good lass"

[darmstadt]

oh.

so, what are birds bums good for ?

Somehwere to stick the cigar after pleasuring her...

[formant]

Why are bums sexy ?

Ah, that kind of bird. I can think of some uses, but all are nsfw.

Not if you're WFH...