OK I give up, Können Sie mir bitte helfen?

[suityou01]

Mein Auto ist Kaputt

And I have no ******* clue how to get to work tomorrow.

I am staying in Bielefeld, Mainweg (Sennestadt) and would dearly love to know how to catch the bus to Sennestadt Hauptbahnhof so I can catch a train to Gutersloh.

The only problem being

a) Where is the nearest ******* bustop?
b) If it's the nearest busstop, does it go to the main station?
c) How in the name of ****ety-keriste do you get a bus timetable in German to make any sense when you have no ******* clue how about the area?

Foogling and getting cross.

Yours, Suity

[hyperD]

Mein Auto ist Kaputt

And I have no ******* clue how to get to work tomorrow.

I am staying in Bielefeld, Mainweg (Sennestadt) and would dearly love to know how to catch the bus to Sennestadt Hauptbahnhof so I can catch a train to Gutersloh.

The only problem being

a) Where is the nearest ******* bustop?
b) If it's the nearest busstop, does it go to the main station?
c) How in the name of ****ety-keriste do you get a bus timetable in German to make any sense when you have no ******* clue how about the area?

Foogling and getting cross.

Yours, Suity

Wo bekomme ich einen zuverlässigen Vertragspartner Auto?

[SimonMac]

wo ist da bahnhof?

Links = Left
Recht = Right

If they say anything else it's probably straight on

[MarillionFan]

Gutenmorgens, mein Name ist Suity lochen mich bitte im Gesicht

[darmstadt]

this is the quickest route and it will cost €2.20:

06:56 from Bielefeld, Mainweg by foot ca. 5 Minuten
07:01 to Bi-Sennestadt, Andersen- Schule
07:01 from Bi-Sennestadt, Andersen-Schule take Bus 135
07:05 to Bi-Sennestadt, Sennestadthaus Bi-Sennestadt, Württembg Allee
07:07 from Bi-Sennestadt, Sennestadthaus take Bus 39
07:12 to Bi-Sennestadt, Bahnhof Bi-Sennestadt, Bahnhof

There are 3 other variations. Try the website Startseite - moBiel.de and put in your information or download the plan for the bus routes or a schematic: Gesamtnetzplan schematisch - moBiel.de

[DimPrawn]

haben Sie versucht, die Heizkörper zu bluten?

[darmstadt]

Walking directions:

Mainweg, 33689 Bielefeld, Germany
1. Head north - 18 m
2. Turn left toward Naheweg - 98 m
3. Turn right toward Naheweg - 76 m
4. Turn left onto Naheweg - 48m
5. Turn right onto Mainweg - 79 m
6. Turn right onto Lämershagener Straße/L787 - 88 m
7. Turn left onto Henleinstraße - 150 m
8. Turn left onto Industriestraße - 45 m
9. Turn right to stay on Industriestraße - 280 m
10. Turn right onto Paderborner Straße/B68 - Continue to follow B68 - 2.8 km
11. Slight right onto Brackweder Straße/B68 - 750 m
12. Slight right to stay on Brackweder Straße/B68 - 200 m
13. Turn right onto Waterboerstraße - 190 m
14. Turn left - 31 m
15. Turn right - 80 m
16. Turn left at Waterboerstraße - 130 m
17. Turn right - 15 m
18. Turn left toward Am Rosenberg - 750 m
19. Turn right toward Am Rosenberg - 290 m
20. Slight right onto Am Rosenberg - 600 m
21. Slight left onto Am Lamberg - 26 m
22. Turn right onto Bodelschwinghstraße/K9 - 220 m
23. Slight left onto Quellenhofweg - 300 m
24. Turn right to stay on Quellenhofweg - 140 m
25. Turn left toward Remterweg - 180 m
26. Turn right onto Remterweg - 900 m
27. Turn right onto Studentenweg - 400 m
28. Slight left onto Promenade - 700 m
29. Slight right toward Am Sparrenberg - 140 m
30. Turn left onto Am Sparrenberg - 96 m
31. Turn right onto Richard-Wagner-Straße - 49 m
32. Turn left onto Spiegelstraße - 190 m
33. Continue onto Niederwall - 850 m
34. Turn right onto Jahnplatz - 82 m
35. Slight left at Friedrich-Verleger-Straße - 45 m
36. Continue straight onto Herforder Straße - 300 m
37. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Herbert-Hinnendahl-Straße. Destination will be on the right - 190 m

For your car, check out the Pistonheads forums, the Germany section, as there's a few Brit soldiers on there and for other have a look in Toytown, NRW section

[NickFitz]

JFGI: https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr...m&z=11&start=0

[SimonMac]

JFGI: https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?saddr...m&z=11&start=0

You really think Suity can work out Google?

[suityou01]

Wo bekomme ich einen zuverlässigen Vertragspartner Auto?

Ebay, HTH.

wo ist da bahnhof?

Links = Left
Recht = Right

If they say anything else it's probably straight on

"Brilliant"