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proggy
17th April 2013, 08:15
Looks like only DodgyAgent turned up.

MyUserName
17th April 2013, 08:19
Looks like only DodgyAgent turned up.

Did he ask to be buried with her?

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 08:20
:o

Uncle Albert
17th April 2013, 08:20
As the mourners all try to console,
Her family and pray for her soul,
They face a long wait,
Before they cremate,
Because Britain has run out of coal.

Taken from: A Limerick A Day | Broadsheet.ie (http://www.broadsheet.ie/2013/04/17/a-limerick-a-day-141/)

bobspud
17th April 2013, 08:21
Count me in.

proggy
17th April 2013, 08:24
Who is that with you holding one of Thatchers under garments Dodgy?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQiNA_8iKN0/T7vyEHtRl_I/AAAAAAAADaI/vcxWFeB216c/s1600/Spivs+blg.jpg

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 08:27
Who is that with you holding one of Thatchers under garments Dodgy?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQiNA_8iKN0/T7vyEHtRl_I/AAAAAAAADaI/vcxWFeB216c/s1600/Spivs+blg.jpg

:laugh

Mich the Tester
17th April 2013, 08:29
Who is that with you holding one of Thatchers under garments Dodgy?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQiNA_8iKN0/T7vyEHtRl_I/AAAAAAAADaI/vcxWFeB216c/s1600/Spivs+blg.jpg

She wore a cigar in her undies?

NotAllThere
17th April 2013, 08:39
[Pedant mode]


As the mourners all try to console,
Her family and pray for her soul,
There won't be a wait,
Before they cremate,
Because Britain imports all its coal.


As the mourners all try to console,
Her family and pray for her soul,
There won't be a wait,
Before they cremate,
Cremation burns gas, silly, not coal.


[/Pedant mode]

proggy
17th April 2013, 08:45
Henry Kissinger, Dick Cheney and Jeremy Clarkson at the funeral, says it all really. :suicide:

vetran
17th April 2013, 08:46
She wore a cigar in her undies?

on Spitting Image yes.

vetran
17th April 2013, 08:54
Henry Kissinger, Dick Chainy and Jeremy Clarkson at the funeral, says it all really. :suicide:

A Great Statesman, someone who makes Bicycle parts? and a Major TV personality who has been on TV for decades.

Yes successful people going to pay their respects to a world leader.

Don't worry Swampy our doleit dropout and some chap that worked down the mines 30 years ago and hasn't worked since will turn up later and burn some effigies.

proggy
17th April 2013, 08:56
A Great Statesman, someone who makes Bicycle parts? and a Major TV personality who has been on TV for decades.

Yes successful people going to pay their respects to a world leader.

Don't worry Swampy our doleit dropout and some chap that worked down the mines 30 years ago and hasn't worked since will turn up later and burn some effigies.

Every post reveals the depth of your ignorance. Try reading a little history before unleashing your inane mutterings.

d000hg
17th April 2013, 08:56
Major & Blair just turned up...

Coffin being carried by a bunch of bouncers...

proggy
17th April 2013, 08:57
Major & Blair just turned up...

Is Brown there?

vetran
17th April 2013, 09:04
Every post reveals the depth of your ignorance. Try reading a little history before unleashing your inane mutterings.

oh great Proggy please enlighten me which part of my description is wrong?

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:07
oh great Proggy please enlighten me which part of my description is wrong?

Read this first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trial-Henry-Kissinger-Christopher-Hitchens/dp/1859843980 then we can chat.

"Christopher Hitchens doesn't mince words when it comes to The Trial of Henry Kissinger, the former secretary of state and national-security advisor: in his view, Kissinger deserves vigorous prosecution "for war crimes, for crimes against humanity, and for offences against common or customary or international law, including conspiracy to commit murder, kidnap, and torture." The Trial of Henry Kissinger is a polemical masterpiece; even readers who don't agree that its target is an emanation of "official evil" will appreciate the verve and style brought to Hitchens's fiery brief. ("A good liar must have a good memory: Kissinger is a stupendous liar with a remarkable memory.")"

d000hg
17th April 2013, 09:08
Shall we start a proper official thread since some idiot wants to turn this one into a spat?

NickFitz
17th April 2013, 09:08
So Wednesday's bin day in Westminster is it?

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:09
Shall we start a proper official thread since some idiot wants to turn this one into a spat?

Yeah stop it Vetran :eyes

administrator
17th April 2013, 09:09
Loving the sound of the two bells. Just stopped now. Very mournful.

SimonMac
17th April 2013, 09:09
Shall we start a proper official thread since some idiot wants to turn this one into a spat?

Ironically this thread seems to be quite civil

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/88219-thatcher-funeral-unofficial-lets-get-ready-rumble-thread.html

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:12
Ironically this thread seems to be quite civil

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/88219-thatcher-funeral-unofficial-lets-get-ready-rumble-thread.html

First you copy my thread, now you try and steal my posters?

vetran
17th April 2013, 09:20
Read this first http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trial-Henry-Kissinger-Christopher-Hitchens/dp/1859843980 then we can chat.

"Christopher Hitchens doesn't mince words when it comes to The Trial of Henry Kissinger, the former secretary of state and national-security advisor: in his view, Kissinger deserves vigorous prosecution "for war crimes, for crimes against humanity, and for offences against common or customary or international law, including conspiracy to commit murder, kidnap, and torture." The Trial of Henry Kissinger is a polemical masterpiece; even readers who don't agree that its target is an emanation of "official evil" will appreciate the verve and style brought to Hitchens's fiery brief. ("A good liar must have a good memory: Kissinger is a stupendous liar with a remarkable memory.")"

Christopher who?

how can he know anything about Nobel Peace prize winner Henry Kissinger?

All he does is go on about war crimes but he obviously knows nothing.

How can you be stupid enough to believe that???

Look I can Do SAS / Proggy style debating.

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:l augh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:la
ugh:laugh

Cretin

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 09:39
Every post reveals the depth of your ignorance. Try reading a little history before unleashing your inane mutterings.

Pray tell which bit of history you are referring to o hypocretin :laugh

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:40
Pray tell which bit of history you are referring to o hypocretin :laugh

Let's focus on the occasion, plenty time for History lessons later.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 09:40
Is Brown there?

Hopefully he has his own coffin :laugh

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 09:42
I would like to point out that Thatcher outlived Chris "arrogant" Hitchens.

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:44
I would like to point out that Thatcher outlived Chris "arrogant" Hitchens.

So does outliving someone make you better in someway? :winker:

Mich the Tester
17th April 2013, 09:46
So does outliving someone make you better in someway? :winker:

No, but not being Christopher Hitchens does.

SimonMac
17th April 2013, 09:46
First you copy my thread, now you try and steal my posters?

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, think of it as a compliment

SandyD
17th April 2013, 09:47
Am impressed the Queen climbed St Paul's stairs without having help from hubby and looked at ease doing it.
She was very ill recently, so I am impressed

SimonMac
17th April 2013, 09:51
Am impressed the Queen climbed St Paul's stairs without having help from hubby and looked at ease doing it.
She was very ill recently, so I am impressed

Its because "she" is now a robot

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:53
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, think of it as a compliment

:hug:

proggy
17th April 2013, 09:54
Am impressed the Queen climbed St Paul's stairs without having help from hubby and looked at ease doing it.
She was very ill recently, so I am impressed

When the Queen dies it's going to make this funeral look like a Paupers.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 09:54
So does outliving someone make you better in someway? :winker:


As in Scargill outliving Thatcher? of course not

d000hg
17th April 2013, 09:56
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, think of it as a complimentOr an attempt to escape the troll.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 10:01
Or an attempt to escape the troll.

I think he may be having a holiday from here

http://occupylondon.org.uk/events/who-was-to-blame-thatcher-or-capitalism

d000hg
17th April 2013, 10:06
Those carrying the coffin are hilarious. Look like they're about to trip over or be sick.

Troll
17th April 2013, 10:14
Amanda Thatcher - would Mich?

SandyD
17th April 2013, 10:14
Oh God I didn't want to hear a broad American accent at this funeral... her grand daughter's delivery wasn't very pleasant to listen to.

vetran
17th April 2013, 10:22
Amanda Thatcher - would Mich?

wouldn't most?

As SD said Accent was a slight surprise.

Troll
17th April 2013, 10:26
Churchill's funeral was better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBfrO_Cqo8#t=86s

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 10:31
Churchill's funeral was better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBfrO_Cqo8#t=86s

War criminal :mad

MarillionFan
17th April 2013, 11:16
Well that was a nice morning out. Bit of history. Nice to not see to many idiots. Back to the office.

quackhandle
17th April 2013, 11:17
I found myself watching with Mrs QH, the red button watching the mourners arriving with no commentary and every 2 mins was "Who's that? Really? I thought he/she was dead" "Look at the state of her/him!" "He/she hasn't aged well at all." It was like Gok Wan as the commentary. :laugh

Then just before kick off..."June Whitfield? Really?"

qh

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 11:18
I see Fatty Clarkson is there toadying around. As if there are not already enough reasons to dislike the boring twat!!

:eyes

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:24
I see Fatty Clarkson is there toadying around. As if there are not already enough reasons to dislike the boring twat!!

:eyes

He reminds me of you

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 11:27
He reminds me of you

I had no idea you held him in such high esteem DA?

:wink

proggy
17th April 2013, 11:27
Despite Thatchers mistakes, she had more balls than any PM since, looking at the pathetic lot. Also why did Labour choose Ed over David Milliband, talk about suicide move.

original PM
17th April 2013, 11:28
I see Fatty Clarkson is there toadying around. As if there are not already enough reasons to dislike the boring twat!!

:eyes

Top Gear Rocks though.....

d000hg
17th April 2013, 11:28
I see Fatty Clarkson is there toadying around. As if there are not already enough reasons to dislike the boring twat!!

:eyesHe's one the people who actually agreed with her, rather than 'toadying around' pretending they always admired her.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:29
Another war criminal at thatchers funeral

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02538/thatcher-funeral-g_2538529c.jpg

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:31
I had no idea you held him in such high esteem DA?

:wink

I hold this man in higher esteem, even though he is Welsh

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02538/thatcher-funeral-g_2538529c.jpg

quackhandle
17th April 2013, 11:32
Clarkson is just a big wind up merchant if he can get a rise out of people and promote himself and top gear he will.

Like the guy a school who wouldn't think twice of humiliating you just to make himself look popular, but one to one you'd get on with him.


qh

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 11:35
He's one of the people who actually agreed with her

I see. And DA must be the other one then?

proggy
17th April 2013, 11:36
Michelle Bachmann on Sky, MILF.

Goatfell
17th April 2013, 11:37
Also why did Labour choose Ed over David Milliband, talk about suicide move.

"Labour" didn't choose him, the unions did. I'll leave you to work out why they want the one who was more able.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:37
I see. And DA must be the other one then?

I never thought I would see you of all people walk the same path as SASGuru and the other leftie twat "victim brigade" on this forum to become a Eurocretin?

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 11:38
I never thought I would see you of all people walk the same path as SASGuru and the other leftie twat "victim brigade" on this forum to become a Eurocretin?

I'm not. I am just tweaking you to get a response. Childish I know, but hey?

:wink

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:39
I'm not. I am just tweaking you to get a response. Childish I know, but hey?

:wink


Well it worked :happy

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 11:41
Well it worked :happy

:yay: :yay: :yay:

hyperD
17th April 2013, 11:48
Clarkson is just a big wind up merchant if he can get a rise out of people and promote himself and top gear he will.

Like the guy a school who wouldn't think twice of humiliating you just to make himself look popular, but one to one you'd get on with him.


qh

WQHS.

I've spoken to Clarkson on the TVR stand at some NEC motorshow a while back. He's quite laid back and approachable and surprisingly tall although the dirty old lech was staring at the ex-wife's titties most of the time.

My mate has been to the Top Gear show and said they were all approachable and quite clearly all good mates. He was also surprised at just how much of the show was totally scripted.

Still Clarkson does have one redeeming feature: he did punch that odious twat Piers Moron


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzu2ObrYzc

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 11:52
:yay: :yay: :yay:

Can we please have a kick up the arse emoticon :o

vetran
17th April 2013, 12:08
sorry busy watching Jeremy Kyle.

NickFitz
17th April 2013, 12:17
The auld bitch is gone is she? Good.

Mich the Tester
17th April 2013, 12:19
"I'm really glad the protest went ahead and a lot of people came out to show they do not want this state-funded funeral," says Rebecca Lush Blum.

I really think we need pictures of Rebecca's Blum to decide whether it's 'lush'.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 12:25
The auld bitch is gone is she? Good.

Unlike the Hypocretins who unfortunately are still here

bobspud
17th April 2013, 13:11
Despite Thatchers mistakes, she had more balls than any PM since, looking at the pathetic lot. Also why did Labour choose Ed over David Milliband, talk about suicide move.

She wasn't there for a consensus and that makes her pretty unique. Today everything is done by permission and horse trading which is why we are screwed. for this country to survive we have to realise that there is always a loser in life and not everyone gets gravy.

As for millipede, Labour learned from the conservatives time in opposition. They wasted both IDC and Hague as leaders of the opposition at a time when they could offered a million pounds per vote and still not earned a single vote for it.

I firmly believe that Labour really expected 10 years+ back on the opposition bench (or hoped for it more likely as they don't have the guts to make the administration cut spending as much as is needed to get things straight.) They just wanted something disposable in place until it looked more plausible that they might win. When he sees a chance at the big table, Ed Balls will have a knife in Ed Milliband so fast you will hear a sonic clap.

Personally I think that something else is on the cards for Labour. Brother Dave has fled the country and almost as soon as he has gone, the Blair supporters are all over the media making Ed look like a schoolboy that messed up his homework. I think theres a new leader in the offing and Both Eds are going to be on the wrong end of it...

ZARDOZ
17th April 2013, 13:12
I think I spotted MF in the crowd.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/17/article-2310327-195644BB000005DC-370_470x423.jpg

vetran
17th April 2013, 13:21
I think theres a new leader in the offing and Both Eds are going to be on the wrong end of it...


Not sure who, how about Harperson?

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 13:25
Not sure who, how about Harperson?

I think they can manage 10 years in the wilderness without going to that extreme.

vetran
17th April 2013, 13:29
I think they can manage 10 years in the wilderness without going to that extreme.

where is the fun in that?

bobspud
17th April 2013, 13:32
Not sure who, how about Harperson?

I really hope not. They need a sweep out with a new broom.

shaunbhoy
17th April 2013, 13:33
Not sure who, how about Harperson?

I think they can manage 10 years in the wilderness without going to that extreme.

SimonMac
17th April 2013, 13:50
Now time to turn to the big question

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Baroness+Thatcher+grandchildren+Michael+Amanda+R0h lWqCrLLFl.jpg

Would you?

Mich the Tester
17th April 2013, 13:53
Now time to turn to the big question

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Baroness+Thatcher+grandchildren+Michael+Amanda+R0h lWqCrLLFl.jpg

Would you?

Yes, but can I start off with that Katherine Jenkins bird please?

Margaret Thatcher funeral: Fascinators and pearls are order Katherine Jenkins, Joan Collins, Duchess of York and Shirley Bassey attend Baroness Thatcher's funeral in St Paul's Cathedral | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2310332/Margaret-Thatcher-funeral-Fascinators-pearls-order-Katherine-Jenkins-Joan-Collins-Duchess-York-Shirley-Bassey-attend-Baroness-Thatchers-funeral-St-Pauls-Cathedral.html)

vetran
17th April 2013, 14:03
Now time to turn to the big question

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Baroness+Thatcher+grandchildren+Michael+Amanda+R0h lWqCrLLFl.jpg

Would you?

KUATB (http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/88217-thatcher-funeral-official-authorised-thread-4.html#post1729668)

Yes + Catherine Jenkins

vetran
17th April 2013, 14:09
Question is would you ?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/17/article-2310332-1956B66F000005DC-777_470x789.jpg

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 14:20
Question is would you ?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/17/article-2310332-1956B66F000005DC-777_470x789.jpg

I like Fergie, you can only feel sorry for her she was not blessed with the equipment (brain) or sheer ruthlessness/nastiness to cope with her position in life.

So out of sympathy I probably would

:o

doodab
17th April 2013, 15:00
I find it amusing that on the day the UK's first female prime minister is buried, with all that she did to change society's perceptions of women, even her most ardent supporters consider it appropriate to comment on whether they would shag her granddaughter or not.

I wouldn't. She's too young. Maybe in a few years.

DodgyAgent
17th April 2013, 15:29
I find it amusing that on the day the UK's first female prime minister is buried, with all that she did to change society's perceptions of women, even her most ardent supporters consider it appropriate to comment on whether they would shag her granddaughter or not.

I wouldn't. She's too young. Maybe in a few years.

At least now if you sh*g her and then not phone her or buy her flowers you will get a good handbagging :ladybags:

:laugh

Mich the Tester
17th April 2013, 15:30
I wouldn't.

Bollocks.