A girl has took the desk opposite me, gives a whole new meaning to 'hot desk'. Crikey, she is just absolutely stunning in a classy way. You just can't beat a nice white cotton blouse, with a few buttons undone, enfolded around pert full breasts. (34C ish). Trouble is I've been dying for a piss for two hours but I'm stuck at my desk.
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostA girl has took the desk opposite me, gives a whole new meaning to 'hot desk'. Crikey, she is just absolutely stunning in a classy way. You just can't beat a nice white cotton blouse, with a few buttons undone, enfolded around pert full breasts. (34C ish). Trouble is I've been dying for a piss for two hours but I'm stuck at my desk.
let me be the first one.Comment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
Of your opposite number, not the reason why you can't stand up.Comment
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So you don't want to see Gibbon's "Double Polaroid"?
Obligatory Red Dwarf quote.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I dont mean to make your inappropriate 'Boner situation' any worse, but look at it from her point of view
she is sitting there, thinking, 'I'm dying to go to lunch, but he has me frothing in my nicks, and I'm scared of standing up and leaving a wet patch'
just agree to meet in the bogs and get it sorted out
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostSo you don't want to see Gibbon's "Double Polaroid"?
Obligatory Red Dwarf quote.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMore a 35mm slide.
CUK romance we know nothing of?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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