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doodab
23rd April 2013, 06:30
My morning dump is getting bigger. Currently I follow a dump, flush, wipe, flush protocol to avoid blockages (not at client co obviously, there I do my bit to keep facilities busy) but this may soon prove inadequate. I'm also concerned that at current growth rates I'm going to need an operation by the middle of next week.

should I eat more fibre? Or less fibre? Lay off eggs for a few days?

Troll
23rd April 2013, 06:39
My morning dump is getting bigger. Currently I follow a dump, flush, wipe, flush protocol to avoid blockages (not at client co obviously, there I do my bit to keep facilities busy) but this may soon prove inadequate. I'm also concerned that at current growth rates I'm going to need an operation by the middle of next week.

should I eat more fibre? Or less fibre? Lay off eggs for a few days?Do you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies? - also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!

doodab
23rd April 2013, 09:18
Do you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies?

7am is too early to test this theory I'm afraid.


- also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!

I found red bull used to give me red poo. It played havoc with my piles.

istvan
23rd April 2013, 12:56
Do you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies? - also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!

No Troll, not in my experience. And this is exactly why I like red wine. If I drink white wine my p*ss is just like the wine. If I drink red wine however, my p*ss is still yellow, so something remains in me. I gain something by drinking red :banana:.

I did not experiment with nr2 though...

SimonMac
23rd April 2013, 12:58
Never tulip at home, why waste possible busy work time when you are at ClientCo