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Another rejection letter. Ho Hum.

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    Another rejection letter. Ho Hum.

    On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our forthcoming, new reality show.
    Also, the charming photographs you enclosed.
    Whilst agreeing that she could indeed make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected. I would point-out that the correct title of the series is actually 'Fact Hunt".

    Kind regards,
    C4 programme researcher
    I'll get there one day ....

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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    On behalf of Channel Four may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our forthcoming, new reality show.
    Also, the charming photographs you enclosed.
    Whilst agreeing that she could indeed make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected. I would point-out that the correct title of the series is actually 'Fact Hunt".

    Kind regards,
    C4 programme researcher
    I'll get there one day ....
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      POTD!

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        #4
        Brilliant
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
          I'll get there one day ....
          oh dear
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #6
            Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
            I'll get there one day ....
            ... minus your bollocks if Mrs bless 'em all reads this forum.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
              I'll get there one day ....
              nomadd liked this post

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                #8
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9


                  That's by far the funniest thing I've read in the last 10 minutes.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    you are dead.

                    funny. but dead
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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