I need counselling

[vetran]

Chart-topping boy band JLS are splitting up after five years together - Daily Record


Oh the agony, what can I do to reduce the pain?


(Note its the Scottish daily record might as well use it before it gets nationalised)

[SueEllen]

They will be back together in 10 years when the money runs out.

[norrahe]

Chart-topping boy band JLS are splitting up after five years together - Daily Record


Oh the agony, what can I do to reduce the pain?


(Note its the Scottish daily record might as well use it before it gets nationalised)

Have a

There, there! It will be all right.

[nomadd]

They will be back together in 10 years when the money runs out.

Or is that just wishful thinking from their biggest fan, SueEllen?