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SimonMac
24th April 2013, 19:06
Prompted by a comment elsewhere, I think it would be amusing/interesting/pointless (delete as appropriate) to see how people see themselves.

So go on - post a few words (they don't have to be adjectives) to describe the type of person you are in real life. NOT how you act on the forums, although they may well be the same thing.

I'll start.

Crude
Giving
Insecure
Nomadic
Full-on

(We will skip the parody thread where we describe each other)

doodab
24th April 2013, 19:11
*******
Annoying
****

zharrt
24th April 2013, 19:15
Handsome
Millionaire
Talented
Intellectual
Liar

Bwana
24th April 2013, 19:16
(We will skip the parody thread where we describe each other)

Glad to hear it. Parody threads are for W-anchors.

ctdctd
24th April 2013, 19:17
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me


MF :tongue

SimonMac
24th April 2013, 19:17
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me


MF :tongue

:laugh

eek
24th April 2013, 19:20
:laugh

Better than you

Sas

ctdctd
24th April 2013, 19:23
Bugger, just read the rules.:emb

So, how about:

Bright
Anti-social
Content
Task driven
Unemployable
:happy

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 19:26
One brick short ofa load

ctdctd
24th April 2013, 19:28
One brick short ofa load

Just one?

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 19:35
Just one?

:eyes

they ARE big bricks

eek
24th April 2013, 19:36
:eyes

they ARE big bricks

even so just one?

MaryPoppins
24th April 2013, 19:39
bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

eek
24th April 2013, 19:39
bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

And who doesn't like that in a woman?

MaryPoppins
24th April 2013, 19:41
And who doesn't like that in a woman?

Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

ctdctd
24th April 2013, 19:42
bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

6 words - post not allowed :bluelight

zharrt
24th April 2013, 19:43
6 words - post not allowed :bluelight

Technically its only 4 words, just one is repeated 3 times :nerd

MaryPoppins
24th April 2013, 19:50
6 words - post not allowed :bluelight

one more:crap at maths

SimonMac
24th April 2013, 19:51
6 words - post not allowed :bluelight


Bugger, just read the rules.:emb

So, how about:

Bright
Anti-social
Content
Task driven
Unemployable

PEDANTIC

:happy

FTFY

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 19:56
Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

I went out with a classy bird once.
she could hold a f@rt for an entire evening.
It wasn't until we parted and I met me first missus that I learned that birds f@rted


I miss that classy bird:frown



:rolleyes:

SimonMac
24th April 2013, 19:57
I went out with a classy bird once.
she could hold a f@rt for an entire evening.
It wasn't until we parted and I met me first missus that I learned that birds f@rted


I miss that classy bird:frown



:rolleyes:

Why don't women fart? They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 19:59
Why don't women fart? They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure

well it's all in the clench, obviously.
you dont think they walk that way naturally do you ?


:rolleyes:

SimonMac
24th April 2013, 20:03
well it's all in the clench, obviously.
you dont think they walk that way naturally do you ?


:rolleyes:

No they only walk that way after...... well you can guess what goes here :wink

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 20:12
No they only walk that way after...... well you can guess what goes here :wink

She was so classy she put makeup on to put the bins out



:rolleyes:

Peoplesoft bloke
24th April 2013, 20:18
Grumpy lazy old idiosyncratic misanthrope

MarillionFan
24th April 2013, 21:04
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me


MF :tongue

Fook off. :devil

The three words that best describe me are:-

One
Hard
Mother****er. :rolleyes:

MarillionFan
24th April 2013, 21:05
And who doesn't like that in a woman?

Her mum.

eek
24th April 2013, 21:07
Fook off. :devil

The three words that best describe me are:-

One
Delusional
Fool. :rolleyes:

FTFY HTH

MarillionFan
24th April 2013, 21:11
FTFY HTH

Delusion is nothing more than an illusion.

vetran
24th April 2013, 21:12
Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

Mrs V when on form can make an ex squaddie trucker blush.

Prim & proper on the surface mostly.

love both sides.


my three words do I get extra points for alliteration?

Handsome
Hung
Heir.

aussielong
24th April 2013, 21:15
Hey Jackie, what are the three best issues of Just 17?

Hey June, which three boys do you like best from the youth club?

Hey Janet, what are your three favourite knitting patterns?

Tw@t.

mudskipper
24th April 2013, 21:15
I'm nothing special, in fact, I'm a bit of a bore.
If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before.

And I can't sing.

MarillionFan
24th April 2013, 21:18
More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
Standing here straining at that leash
All fall down, can't complain, mustn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble

MaryPoppins
24th April 2013, 21:29
Tw@t.

You are, rather. Your other two could be: knobhead & tosser

aussielong
24th April 2013, 21:32
you are, rather. Your other two could be: Knobhead & tosser

1) l/g?
2) b?
3) t?

EternalOptimist
24th April 2013, 21:49
Hey aussielong, do you know what day it is tomorrow ?




:rolleyes:

aussielong
24th April 2013, 22:19
Hey aussielong, do you know what day it is tomorrow ?




:rolleyes:

I know what time it is. Always have.

cojak
24th April 2013, 22:25
Game old bird

SimonMac
24th April 2013, 22:30
Game old bird

two out of three ain't bad :wink

realityhack
24th April 2013, 22:31
Analytical & amiable, according to the bullshit personality test I took the other day.

Halo Jones
25th April 2013, 06:50
Challenging, Alternative, Caring

Mich the Tester
25th April 2013, 06:55
Describe yourself in 3-5 words.


The reflexive form of 'you'.

norrahe
25th April 2013, 07:12
Tense, nervous , headache :eyes

James Tiberius Kirk
25th April 2013, 07:57
Handsome
Lizard
Slayer

SimonMac
25th April 2013, 07:58
Handsome
Lizard
Slayer
War
Criminal

:eek:

Gibbon
25th April 2013, 08:02
Forgiving
Adventurous
Nuanced
Nice
Yabbering

chef
25th April 2013, 08:03
Logical
Social
Music Loving
Geeky
Chef

sasguru
25th April 2013, 08:03
Talented
Intolerant
Thoughtful
Far-sighted
Modest

proggy
25th April 2013, 08:04
Kind
Adventurous
Nice
Determined
Rightgeous

shaunbhoy
25th April 2013, 08:06
Tolerant
Wise
Uncompromising
Natural
Talented

MarillionFan
25th April 2013, 08:07
Kind
Adventurous
Nice
Determined
Rightgeous :bluelight

Lockhouse
25th April 2013, 08:07
Harsh but fair.

Grasser73
25th April 2013, 08:11
Tactless
Impatient
Chauvinist
Carnivore

norrahe
25th April 2013, 08:12
Giant
Alien
Lizard
:alien

I'm
Bored
Now

Pondlife
25th April 2013, 08:21
Little
bit
bored

vetran
25th April 2013, 09:09
Challenging, Alternative, Caring

CAC?

hmm

Sysman
25th April 2013, 09:14
Concise.

SimonMac
25th April 2013, 09:15
Simple
Under-Achieving
Ineffective
Tetchy
Yobbish

oracleslave
25th April 2013, 09:15
Courageous
Resplendent
Energetic
Taltented
Intelligent
Nihilistic

DimPrawn
25th April 2013, 09:17
Creative
Reliable
Educated
Trustworthy
Independant
Numerate

:glasses

oracleslave
25th April 2013, 09:18
Creative
Reliable
Educated
Trustworthy
Independant
Numerate

:glasses

Too slow :D

SimonMac
25th April 2013, 09:18
Anti-Christ
Delusional
Megalomaniac
Insipid
Nincompoop

Please don't ban me, I love you really

eek
25th April 2013, 09:18
surely its

Bored
Giant
Alien
Lizard
:alien

istvan
25th April 2013, 09:59
surely its

Insecure ............ (but pretending quite well)
Yielding ............. (never promoted, hate politics)
Nomadic ............ (leave when it is political, most 2 years at a job)
Task-oriented ..... (get things done)
Decent .............. (never screwed up anybody intentionally)

AtW
1st May 2013, 23:53
An adversary not to be taken lightly.

eek
2nd May 2013, 06:10
An adversary not to be taken lightly.

7 words?

ctdctd
2nd May 2013, 06:27
7 words?

Inflation :wink

SimonMac
2nd May 2013, 07:07
Late To The Party

FTFY

mudskipper
2nd May 2013, 07:22
FTFY

:laugh

shaunbhoy
2nd May 2013, 07:59
An adversary not to be taken lightly.

You mean an adversary that can't count!

:eyes

doodab
2nd May 2013, 08:10
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