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    German speaking test

    Going to the pharmacy and there being no English speakers, having to explain in detail that you went out for big beers with your colleagues last night to watch the Dortmund game, and you got captured by the occasion and possible ate a bad crisp, which is why you have a headache this morning.

    Girl in the pharmacy was laughing very hard, possibly even a little bit at my joke.

    They don't teach this stuff at GCSE, which is a crying shame. From my school days I know how to order a sandwich and ask directions to the cinema but it's really not practical.

    In Bengers Britain there would be a new German speaking curriculum to teach pupils how to speak to a mechanic about their wasserpumpe being kaputt, and hanging out of their arse after a night on the razz.

    Suity in getting the hang of ze lingo mode.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    She is laughing at your lack of self control
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      The same way we laugh at the bobs over here, doesn't mean its a good thing
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        The same way we laugh at the bobs over here, doesn't mean its a good thing
        I am Tommy Shawadiwadi aren't I.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I am Tommy Shawadiwadi aren't I.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Avatar adjusted accordingly.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Ich habe einen Kater.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Ich habe einen Kater.
                You too

                Don't tell me, watching the Dortmund game with colleagues?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  You too

                  Don't tell me, watching the Dortmund game with colleagues?
                  No, I went out cycling yesterday, rode about 120kms into Deutschland and back with some hills along the way, got home and sensibly started recovery by eating lots of pasta and drinking lots of squash, then continued my recovery regime with a bottle of Montefalco and some local brandewijn.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    No, I went out cycling yesterday, rode about 120kms into Deutschland and back with some hills along the way, got home and sensibly started recovery by eating lots of pasta and drinking lots of squash, then continued my recovery regime with a bottle of Montefalco and some local brandewijn.
                    Silly boy.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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