Monkeys vs Daleks thread

**Francko** · 13 July 2006, 17:23

We monkeys are superior! And also smell a bit nicer than daleks.

**bogeyman** · 13 July 2006, 17:37

Originally posted by Francko

We monkeys are superior! And also smell a bit nicer than daleks.

I doubt that. Daleks smell of Duraglit. Monkeys smell of rotting fruit and pooh!

**DimPrawn** · 13 July 2006, 17:38

Can you still buy Duraglit? Takes me back.

**bogeyman** · 13 July 2006, 17:43

Originally posted by DimPrawn

Can you still buy Duraglit? Takes me back.

Certainly. Every Tesco on Skaro has an entire isle devoted to it.

**Dundeegeorge** · 13 July 2006, 17:47

Lovely image bogey

Originally posted by bogeyman

Certainly. Every Tesco on Skaro has an entire isle devoted to it.

Daleks shopping.
Ooh hello Mrs Davros, how's your little Dwayne?
Oh he's a trial to me, I can tell you. Four times I had to order him to exterminate those humans, four times. I don't think his hearts in it you know, he's six already and he still can't elevate.

**XLMonkey** · 13 July 2006, 20:57

Monkeys have sex, on average, three times a day.
Daleks reproduce by cloning in vats of goo.

I rest my case

**Dundeegeorge** · 13 July 2006, 20:59

Oh dear, another pretend anthropolgist

Originally posted by XLMonkey

Monkeys have sex, on average, three times a day.
Daleks reproduce by cloning in vats of goo.

I rest my case

Sex between monkeys has nothing to do with pleasure, and a lot more to do iwth status (see John Prescott).

**Davros** · 13 July 2006, 21:09

Watch it you lot, I'm still protective of my babies.

**Francko** · 13 July 2006, 21:13

Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

Sex between monkeys has nothing to do with pleasure, and a lot more to do iwth status (see John Prescott).

All excuses are good.

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