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    Special powers

    Everyone would love to have a 'special power'. like flying or becoming invisible

    I only recently discovered that I actually have one -'memory man.' oustanding feats of memory

    for example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably

    I cant remember a single blooming theing we talked about


    hic


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Everyone would love to have a 'special power'. like flying or becoming invisible

    I only recently discovered that I actually have one -'memory man.' oustanding feats of memory

    for example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably

    I cant remember a single blooming theing we talked about


    hic


    I have an eidetic memory when it comes to numbers, serves absolutely no useful purpose
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      I have an eidetic memory when it comes to numbers, serves absolutely no useful purpose
      numbers matter if you are the sum of your memories






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      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        numbers matter if you are the sum of your mammaries





        FTFY
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          FTFY
          ah yes, binary. I can tell you are getting none
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Everyone would love to have a 'special power'. like flying or becoming invisible

            I only recently discovered that I actually have one -'memory man.' oustanding feats of memory

            I can look at a bookcase full of books or videos and pick any named one within a couple of seconds.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #7
              I can turn wine into water...
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                I have the magic power of bulltulip.

                DimPrawn
                Sasguru
                Eternaloptimist
                Old Hack
                Shaunbhoy
                MarillionFan
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I have the magic power of bulltulip.

                  DimPrawn
                  Sasguru
                  Eternaloptimist
                  Old Hack
                  Shaunbhoy
                  MarillionFan
                  'BS Detector Man'

                  you should stick that on your CV




                  Between

                  Easy Going

                  A pleasure to work with




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                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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