Monkeys, Daleks and other random balls

**sasguru** · 13 July 2006, 22:03

No Isambard Kingdom Brunel? How sad.

**Francko** · 13 July 2006, 22:07

You are with us or against us. Monkeys don't like traitors.

**XLMonkey** · 13 July 2006, 22:18

Problem with Giant Alien Lizards is,

you can't cook 'em - 'cos they taste awful

you can't reason with 'em - 'cos they don't listen to reason

you can't have sex with them - 'cos their idea of a good time is to leak goo onto a tree branch and hope that missus lizard will do the same.

In fact, the only good thing you can do with Giant Alien Lizards is turn them into cowboy boots and go line dancing

.... and I hate line dancing. My knuckles drag on the floor.

that's the problem with Giant Alien Lizards. And that's why no-one else wants to be one.

**Toad** · 13 July 2006, 22:52

Toads rule ya bassards ! Lick my back, I love it.

**xoggoth** · 14 July 2006, 08:24

We have only ever had one zombie. And don't start with that old bits dropping off jibe. Solved that problem with old Tesco bags and elastic bands years ago.

**The Lone Gunman** · 14 July 2006, 08:26

You will note I am The LONE Gunman.

**chef** · 14 July 2006, 08:42

And how many Chef's are there on here?

**DaveB** · 14 July 2006, 08:45

I'm not quite sure what I am, but I'm damn sure there is only one of me!

**ladymuck** · 14 July 2006, 09:48

I'm just me too! I'm not very good at playing with others, you see.

Monkeys, Daleks and other random balls