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KentPhilip
29th April 2013, 15:24
Well I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!

grrrr!

So I told her she talks too much.

She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up :confused:

I think I said something wrong, didn't I?

vetran
29th April 2013, 15:32
no "sugar" for you tonight!

doodab
29th April 2013, 15:34
Have you considered dating someone who is your social, intellectual and economic equal?

Oh wait...

Troll
29th April 2013, 15:36
she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!That behaviour is common to the gender & not particular to your cleaner

HTH

d000hg
29th April 2013, 15:37
Do you still pay her for the cleaning?

KentPhilip
29th April 2013, 15:39
Do you still pay her for the cleaning?

She makes me pay in much worse ways than that..

sasguru
29th April 2013, 15:43
Have you considered dating someone who is your social, intellectual and economic equal?

Oh wait...

:laugh:laugh

AtW
29th April 2013, 16:15
She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up :confused:

She'll call you back.

HTH

KentPhilip
29th April 2013, 16:34
She'll call you back.

HTH

Well she hasn't yet, despite my sending her a conciliatory text message.

I think it didn't help that I said when she called it was lovely listening to her - up to the first 1000 words. After which I started to wilt.. :(

SimonMac
29th April 2013, 16:35
Never shit where you eat, be it ClientCo or home

DodgyAgent
29th April 2013, 16:35
She'll call you back.

HTH

When the Jif runs out

d000hg
29th April 2013, 16:42
She makes me pay in much worse ways than that..Having to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?

AtW
29th April 2013, 16:45
When the Jif runs out

:rollin:

AtW
29th April 2013, 16:48
Well she hasn't yet, despite my sending her a conciliatory text message.


If you see her with scissors - RUN!

KentPhilip
29th April 2013, 16:48
Having to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?

She's 33 and quite fit actually :happy

bless 'em all
29th April 2013, 16:51
Well I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!

grrrr!

So I told her she talks too much.

She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up :confused:

I think I said something wrong, didn't I?

You'll have to clear your own cobwebs from now on .... you might as well have married her. :laugh

OwlHoot
29th April 2013, 16:57
Well I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!

grrrr!

So I told her she talks too much.

She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up :confused:

I think I said something wrong, didn't I?

For future reference, if she ever asks "Does my bum look big in this" the correct answer is "No" even if it looks as big as a barn door!

d000hg
29th April 2013, 23:12
She's 33 and quite fit actually :happySays you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

AtW
29th April 2013, 23:33
Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

He is one dirty barsteward...

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 00:00
Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

Well you've got to get it where you can.
Beggars can't be choosers :happy


He is one dirty barsteward...

Yep :devil :tongue

mudskipper
30th April 2013, 04:50
Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
What about a florist?
Or a nurse?
Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.

I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.

shaunbhoy
30th April 2013, 08:12
Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.



This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

:tongue

d000hg
30th April 2013, 08:19
So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
What about a florist?
Or a nurse?
Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 10:34
I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.

A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.

fullyautomatix
30th April 2013, 10:54
I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.

I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.

vetran
30th April 2013, 10:58
I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.

takes all sorts ;)

ZARDOZ
30th April 2013, 13:09
Call her and tell her you need your pipes cleaning out urgently

Runs With Scissors
30th April 2013, 13:21
If you see her with scissors - RUN!

Hey!

I never touched her.

:igmc:

Spacecadet
30th April 2013, 13:24
Maybe it was the cashmere sweater you gave her... did you check it for marks?

Jubber
30th April 2013, 15:55
This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

:tongue

He's just a bit miffed. His cleaner didn't shag him, she robbed him.

AtW
30th April 2013, 16:29
A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.

Phillip J Fry - please hurry up with that pizza delivery...

btw, was famous CUK SpriteBoy Wilmslow or somebody else?

d000hg
30th April 2013, 17:31
He's just a bit miffed. His cleaner didn't shag him, she robbed him.:laugh

Believe me, I'm happier I didn't get a shag out of giving her money.

mudskipper
30th April 2013, 17:35
A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.

That sounds like a challenge - we'll get Gentile on the case!