A very satisfying moment....

[Gruffalo]

Remember the balshy neighbours I have, the bloke who gave me a verbal death threat which the camera picked up, and resulted in the police knocking on their door?

Well, I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight, noticed a sheepish dwarf next to me. Recognised that gormless look anywhere, so gave my nuts a good old scratch.

No humour from him, not even an insult - he just turned his back on me giving me a good look of his arse.

A quality moment of life.

Any other news? If Churchill now spud u like, and has anyone given AndyW a good seeing to that he is needing?

[NotAllThere]

I always thought you were a girl.

[KentPhilip]

I always thought you were a girl.

That's what he wants to be, hence the look at the arse..

[doodab]

I thought this was going to be a thread about having an enormous poo.

[AtW]

Remember the balshy neighbours I have, the bloke who gave me a verbal death threat which the camera picked up, and resulted in the police knocking on their door?

Well, I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight, noticed a sheepish dwarf next to me. Recognised that gormless look anywhere, so gave my nuts a good old scratch.

So, you basically regained self-esteem by taking it out on a gormless dwarf in a sauna?!?!

[MarillionFan]

So, you basically regained self-esteem by taking it out on Eek in a sauna?!?!

ftfy

[AtW]

ftfy

[bless 'em all]

I thought this was going to be a thread about having an enormous poo.

Who the hell takes a dump outside of bill-able time? Amateur.

[Gruffalo]

Remember the balshy neighbours I have, the bloke who gave me a verbal death threat which the camera picked up, and resulted in the police knocking on their door?

Well, I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight, noticed a sheepish dwarf next to me. Recognised that gormless look anywhere, so gave my nuts a good old scratch.

No humour from him, not even an insult - he just turned his back on me giving me a good look of his arse.

A quality moment of life.

Any other news? If Churchill now spud u like, and has anyone given AndyW a good seeing to that he is needing?

Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....

[Bunk]

A quality moment of life.

That speaks volumes about your life