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doodab
30th April 2013, 11:21
Well?

Spacecadet
30th April 2013, 11:38
Given the lack of wanking options, I presume you've already run dry?

VectraMan
30th April 2013, 11:45
What shall I do when they stand smiling at me?
Look at the floor and be oh, so cool
Oh, so cool?

How shall I know when to start singing my song?
What shall I do if they all go wrong?
What shall I do?

What shall I do when they stand laughing at me?
Walk through the door and be oh so cool?

How shall I know when to stop singing my song?
What shall I do when it all goes wrong?

northernladuk
30th April 2013, 11:49
Looking at option 3 makes me think some typing lessons instead? :D

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 11:56
When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.
I just need to purchase the eggs from Tescos so I have something to throw as I pass the houses of parliament members terrace..

sasguru
30th April 2013, 12:15
When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.


Do you use her like a raft ?

doodab
30th April 2013, 12:46
Well I drove to get lunch and now I'm having a walk along the river and around the shops. Nice day for it.

proggy
30th April 2013, 12:48
Benched?

doodab
30th April 2013, 12:50
Benched?

No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.

proggy
30th April 2013, 12:56
No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.

:smokin

DimPrawn
30th April 2013, 13:05
Do you use her like a raft ?

Well it's often full of semen.

sasguru
30th April 2013, 13:13
Well it's often full of semen.

:spel
Seamen

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 13:52
:spel
Seamen

No he was right the first time:sick

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard :rolleyes:

NotAllThere
30th April 2013, 14:06
What'll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What'll I do?

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 21:57
Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard :rolleyes:

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff.. :D

Freamon
30th April 2013, 22:14
It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly

No change there then.

KentPhilip
30th April 2013, 23:10
No change there then.

You may say that.
I couldn't possibly disagree..

mudskipper
1st May 2013, 05:34
Given the lack of wanking options, I presume you've already run dry?

No 'take a dump' option either?

C'mon man, up your game.

mudskipper
1st May 2013, 05:46
It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff.. :D

I did - they're out there now still searching for Kent from the county of Philip.